Monday, 3 January 2011

How to get a hook up-for guys

Okay, so youre a guy and you want casual sex. pretty much every guy ever. You could of course pay, i see nothing wrong with that but its a bit loserish isnt it? Getting a one night stand is easy, even if youre a less attractive guy. Its a numbers game, and its about confidence. Make eye contact with a girl and give a little smile, she smiles back, then you appraoch said girl (she should be a girl on her own) and act like you own the place, like shes lucky to be speaking to you. Women dont care too much about looks. Ask if the seat is taken, if not sit down and tell her youd like to buy her a drink, dont ask her, tell her. Compliment her hair, say she has lovely shoes, but also challenge hair, say her top doesnt quite suit her or something, nothing offensive, just show her you arent an arse licker. and if she rejects you its no biggie. Be interesting, ask her questions, ask interested, be nice, be friedly, flirt a lot, dont give the game away, dont make it sound like shes holding all the cards (because she is, shes the one who determines if you get laid or not). Make her laugh, grls love a funny guy, and make sure the converstaion keeps going. you should be doing about 30% of the talking. Talk about anything, but not boring stuff, not yourslef endlessly and not stuff shed rather not talk about like work (shes on a night out for fun). No pick up lines, unless youre saying them as a joke. After a while, ask her to dance, dont be shy you want to show her how fun you are, make sure shes a litte buzzed, tipsy but not drunk, because thats immoral. Remember shes come here for fun, maybe sex, b ut not to be taken advantage of. After youve danced, fall back into a seat, laugh if you want and then move in for a kiss. Tell her shes beautiful, then kiss her passionatley, really make out with her, hand on thigh, tongues everything. If she doesnt back away, youre in. Pull away, look her in the eye and smile. Down your drink, take her by the hand and stand up. Say, wanna head back to my place? I have something I wanna show you, or its getting late, im gonna head home. Shell ask you to stay or to go with you. The show you something is a good excuse. bring up something interesting at your place she would want to see early in the conversation, if she likes jazz, tell her you have some vintage jazz records she should hear. Anyway, yove got her in her car, youre driving back to your place, you get there take her coat and either start kissing her and tear off each others clothes in fits of passion, or it her down, put on some cool music (not romantic music, so cliched), get her a night cap, get close to her on the sofa then kiss and tear each others clothes off.

Alternatley, if you want to go back to her place, say, its getting late, can I walk you home? Then, if she doesnt invite you in then make an excuse to get into her place, something cheesy like can i look at that picture a little clearer etc and then bobs your uncle-sex

if all those games, and innuendos seem a little difficult, then you could just say, i find you very attractive, and i want to have sleep with you, not straight away but afer youve danced, so she knows for sure shes getting screwed when shes going home with you.

After. If yore at her place, you can leave when you want and never see her again if you want, if you really like her or get attactched easily you can stick around, see how she feels about meeting up again, seeing where it goes. If you do get attatched easily one night stands may not be for you, my guy friend had one to lose his virginity and he was heartbroken when he found she had left the next morning while he slept.
If youre at youre place, getting her out can be harder, dont be rude, make her a cup of tea, let her get dressed and showered and if youre feeling very generous, or want to maybe make it something more then make her breakfast.

either way, you got laid
virgins, if you want to do this
a-careful not to get attatched
b-youll be rubbish so make sure you dont know her

washing hands

quick question, do you wash your hands after a wank? i tend to suck mine clean. i dont think my pussy is dirty. sometimes i do it in the shower so i get clean then. also, ive had numerous guys dicks in my mouth so a bit of pussy juice on my fingers doesnt bother me. besides, in bed, tired after an orgasm, who can be bothered to go wash up?

Most recent hook up

Ive been going throguh something of a dryspell, my libido has left me and I havent had sex since the summer, except for this one time. Basically I was at this club with my two best friends. We got talking to this group of 3 lads, they approached us and they were nice guys so we gave them a break. After a while it got to be late and clearly the guys had sex on their mind. We were up for a bit of fun so we took them back home and shagged them, it was nothing mind blowing. Ive not seen the guy since, but one of the guys is still in a relationship with my friend and theyre very happy, so her first ever one night stand turned into a boyfriend, jammy girl

Sunday, 26 December 2010

My first hook up

So that doctor I mentioned? Well he called and we arranged a date on saturday. What I realised is that after sleeping with my boyfriend is that sex was a wonderful thing. This doctor guy, he would never be a boyfriend. Well not to me anyway, he was older and busy and lived nowhere near me and I dont think doctors can date patients, can they? Anyway, I realised that this would be dating only, and dating is just a way to get sex. Why not just skip all the ullshit and have sex? So I did, I called the doctor (i never refer to anyone by name apart from me btw) and asked if he wanted to sleep with me...he said yes, we fucked and then he left
anticlimactic. But it got better, a year later when I started hitting the clubs and found I could pick up any guy I wanted. My friend, she is a bit fat and yet she still could have had just about any guy she wanted. I lied when I said how many hook ups Ive had, because in reality I've lost count, since the age of 17 a year and a half ago, Ive gone clubbing twice a month at least and always gone home with a guy, and when I go to a bar I scope out the place, find a guy who looks approachable, see what hes like and if hes nice I fuck him. Thats just for fun, I never go hungry for sex because I have a few regular fuck buddies I can call up, including my first boyfriend and other friends, and guys I've hooked up with who turned out to be really nice guys and good fucks

wanking inuries

I was 15 at the time, before I met my boyfriend. I was wearing the diamond ring I mentioned before and going at it like crazy. I had spent the weekend at my grandparents and couldn't wank, and now I was horny as fuck. I got home, ripped my clothes off and ravaged my pussy. I fingered myself to orgasm after orgasm, rubbing so vigourously my ring turned around and the diamond scratched my clitty. I was blood on my fingers and thought my period had started, then I felt a searing pain. I had to sit down, and spent all night holding my pussy, not in pleasure but in pain. My sheets were covered in blood and I was so sensitive I couldnt wank for a week. When that week was over let me tell you, I had a right good go at myself, but made sure I took my ring off first.

The second time I hurt myself I was 16, I had just split up with my bf. I felt like a change, before I was quite a girly girl but I felt like a change. I started wearing jeans, and stopped curling my hair. I also stopped wearing my diamond ring and got a new plain silver band that I still wear to this day, it hasnt left my ring finger in 2 years. Better for wanking ;) One day in topshop I saw this lovely ring, plain silver much like the one I had and I thought I wold buy it, it was a little big but nice, I dont wear it all the time but when I do I wear it on my right hand on my middle finger. Once, with both my rings on I felt like a wank. I fingered myself gratuitously, plunging my fingers in deep, moaning in ecstacy and dripping my juices onto my bed. I took my fingers out to suck them clean and noticed my ring was missing! I got my mirror and saw it in my pussy, I tried to get it out and orgasmed, but I was too panicky to care. Eventually, I got on my moped and carefully drove to the hospital. The nurse that saw me was new and a guy, about 18 I think. He was nice, and he had shaggy blonde hair. I was embarressed but he was really cool with me, and we hung out while I waited for treatment. When I had to leave, I gave him my number and 2 days later he called. But thats another story

Saturday, 25 December 2010

My first wank

Okay, I just mentioned my first fuck and my first bf, this was my first wank. So I'm not going to be too explicit because I was only 12. I was lying in bed, friday night about 11 and had never heard of masturbating. I rolled over and my thumb just lightly brushed against my pussy. WOW. What was that? I did it again, then again, then harder, then wih my full hand....oohhhhh....i started to speed up, got my palms involved. It fet really nice. So pulled my pj's down. I felt so naughty. I kep on rubbing. GOD this did feel good. As I kept on rubbing I learned what parts felt good and what didnt, I did this every night and focused more on my sweet spots. Eventually I had the idea of putting my fingers inside my pussy. It was a whole new feeling, and one I loved. I rubbed with one hand and fingered with another then it hit me, what I now know is called an orgasm. It was fantastic. This wonderful new thing I discovered, I knew it was something that was going to be a big part of my life from then on. And it was....oh it was. I've been wanking nearly every day for 6 years now and never looked back, I fucking love it

My first boyfriend and shag

Okay. I'm not a slag. A slag sleeps with anyone, sometimes to get things she wants. I sleep with people I like, for pleasure. I have slept with a few people, I have had only 2 serous boyfriends but I've dated numerous people and had probably 20 or so one night stands. Most dating gets sexual for me on the 2nd or 3rd date if I like the guy. I don't like jerks, or game playing, or liers. I want nice guys. Theyre the best to date. And as for one night stands, theyre the ones that deserve a fuck and are more open to pleasuring you, and are quite fun tbh.
Anyway, before I became more sexually confident and open I was quite the shy girl, and worried about sex. I was 15 and had never had a boyfriend. I wasn't popular, but I wasn't unpopular. And there weren't many guys in school to date. But one day, when I was walking home (on my own) this guy just started talking to me. I didn't know him, he was from the 6th form nearby and was 17. He wasn'tthe best looking guy and visibly very nervous talking to me, but that was okay because I'm easy to talk to. We got on great and by God he was funny. He had me in stitches all the way home and he was sweet too, I know it's cliched but he gave me his jacket when it started to rain. I suddenly found myself crushing on him and he asked if he could see me again. Of course he could :) he took me to a party he was invited to which was awkward because a) it was my first party and b) I knewno one there, but that was fine because we spent most of the evening making out. In the morning we talked and agreed to slow things down, and we did. We dated for about 2 months before we kissed again, and 2 more before I gave him a BJ and let him finger me. He was okay for a beginner. I taught him well. 6 months into the relationship we were hanging out at his house, watching a chick flick under a blanket with some pringles when he leaned in to kiss me. I was 6 weeks shy of 16 and we had talked once about sex, and at this point I knew it was going to happen. I wanted it. I told him, we were both nervous as fuck and we took it nice and slow. We went upstairs to his bedroom and had sex. It was amazing, he fingered me to orgasm a few times and I gave him head to stop him cumming too quick, he also went down on me for the first time which was awkward but lovely. I got a condom and he slowly entered me, he was very gentle and although it hurt he was really nice about it, he kissed me on the forehead and built up a rythym, which after the initial pain started to feel nice. I didnt cum though, and he took about 5 minutes to cum. After we just slept for a while. After that we went out for a month or two before we split up. We just drifted apart I guess, became more like fuck buddies. Still during our time together we became very good at fucking and I realised just how good it could be. We have hooked up many times since and he has become quite the stud, I dont know how many girls he has had sex with but hes good and I'm very envious of his new girlfriend. They've been going a year and theyre very much in love, they just moved in together and she was a virgin when they met, I bet he gave it to her good. Im happy for her, She couldnt have a better fuck or a better guy.